choking

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 02-May-2006 18:51:07

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
While having a drink, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly,
a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.



One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.



The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,

yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.



The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction

flies out of her mouth.



As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

Post 2 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 03-May-2006 16:30:20

lols

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 03-May-2006 17:55:06

lol, best one so far!